Wisdom for all

I am finally done with my Stats midterm - though I did spend some time on problem #2 - finally figured out it was a binomial distribution... At this point, I dont really care how I did on the exam..

So anyways, that's not what this post is about. This post is a summary of the wisdom I've collected from various guy friends regarding women:

1. Men dont care what brand a woman's jeans are, let alone what brand of lipstick a woman's wearing ( Note: not all red lipsticks are created the same - you need to get the one wiht the right blue or yellow base to go with your complexion)
2. Women spend a lot of money on general beauty/clothes upkeep - Men spend a lot of money too - on women!
3. All women are bi (statistically unverified)
4. All women are crazy (hmm...)
5. Women are generally prone to melodrama ( for e.g: when my friend suggested I overcome my fear of heights, I suggested that perhaps I should just jump off a cliff to cure my fear - which then of course led him to make this observation)
6. Girls are always using either chapstick or lipstick - and apparently guys dont like the new, gooey kind of lipgloss that women are using these days
7. Men dont understand women's fascination for shoes (high and low heeled - Elena had 120 pairs, she gave some away, now she's at 90 - I only have around 30) or handbags ( i mean, really, how different is a $1000 Louis Vuitton from a $40 no-name? - Let me tell you guys something - VERY!!!! )
8. Women talk too much ( No.. really?)

If anyone has any more wisdom to add, feel free to post a comment here...

I didnt realize women did so much to annoy men - I LOVE IT!! we rock:-)

P.S: Just found this on The Onion - a completely opposite spin on my post http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45382